{"product_id":"the-plot-armor-waterproof-phone-pouch","title":"The Plot Armor - Waterproof Phone Pouch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE PLOT ARMOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe make umbrellas. Then we made a raincoat and called it a Backup Plan, which was honest. Now we're selling you a plastic bag for your phone, and we're going to be honest about that too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut here's the thing about this plastic bag: it's IPX8-rated, three-layer sealed, touch-screen compatible, and it glows in the dark — because apparently dropping your phone in water at night was a common enough problem that someone engineered a solution. That someone wasn't us. We're just the ones smart enough to sell it to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour phone costs more than our entire catalog combined. It contains your photos, your banking app, and several conversations you'd rather not lose. And yet you keep taking it to beaches, pools, boats, and theme park rides with names like \"Rapid Splash Adventure.\" The Plot Armor is the 75 grams of PVC standing between that habit and a very sad appointment at the phone store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe touchscreen works through it. Photos work through it (slightly dreamy, we'll admit — call it a filter). The lanyard is thick enough to trust, and it comes with a cartoon airbag design, because if your phone is going overboard it might as well go down wearing something fun. It floats, by the way. That's the airbag's whole job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs, since honesty is the bit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003eIPX8 waterproof, triple-seal closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003eFits phones up to 7.2 inches — basically all of them\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003eFull touchscreen use through the pouch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003eGlow-in-the-dark frame, floating airbag bumper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003e75g, comes with a cartoon lanyard (dolphin, penguin, alpaca, panda, duck, puppy, cat, rabbit — pick your emotional support animal)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003ePVC, because at this price point that's what honesty looks like\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne tip from people who've read too many reviews: test it with a tissue inside before trusting it with your $1,200 rectangle. We're confident. We're not crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKeep one in your beach bag. It costs less than your phone case and does more than your optimism.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Marie Kiro","offers":[{"title":"Black With Thin Strap","offer_id":52726450684216,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White With Thiin Strap","offer_id":52726450716984,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black With Thick Strap","offer_id":52726334685496,"sku":"5610491947763","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White With Thick Strap","offer_id":52726450749752,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/3456\/9016\/files\/5_2da257a3-a884-440c-ab98-dc1c66b0940e.webp?v=1785564656","url":"https:\/\/mariekiro.com\/ja\/products\/the-plot-armor-waterproof-phone-pouch","provider":"Marie Kiro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}