{"product_id":"the-plot-twist-white-automatic-umbrella","title":"The Plot Twist - White Automatic Umbrella","description":"\u003cp\u003eJust when the forecast said \"0% chance of rain\" — plot twist. Luckily you're holding one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the umbrella for people who have been betrayed by a weather app and are ready to talk about it. One press of the button and a full-size canopy snaps open like it was waiting for its cue. Press again and it folds itself back down, no ceremony, no monologue. Automatic characters never monologue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it actually does\u003c\/strong\u003e (our lawyers remain insistent):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFully automatic open AND close.\u003c\/strong\u003e Both directions, one button. If your current umbrella only auto-opens, it has an unfinished character arc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8 flexible fiber ribs on an iron shaft.\u003c\/strong\u003e Built to take a gust, flex, and bounce back instead of inverting in front of everyone you know. Public inside-out umbrella is a humiliation arc nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpaque white 190T canopy.\u003c\/strong\u003e Dense, tightly woven fabric that shrugs off rain and throws actual shade on bright days. Clean, minimal, matches everything — it's the one character who gets along with the whole cast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRubberized grip handle.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because a wet hand on smooth plastic is a slapstick bit, and you're the protagonist, not the comic relief. (Usually.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull-size coverage, folding format.\u003c\/strong\u003e 55–61cm canopy radius when open — real coverage, not the decorative kind — then folds down for your bag at around 420g.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs, for the lore-keepers:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 fiber ribs, iron center shaft, automatic open\/close, 190T canopy fabric, rubberized handle, ~420g, folds for everyday carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Plot Twist: for everyone the forecast has ever lied to. So, everyone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Marie Kiro","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52736909672760,"sku":"5985080763309","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/3456\/9016\/files\/7_5.webp?v=1785797016","url":"https:\/\/mariekiro.com\/pl\/products\/the-plot-twist-white-automatic-umbrella","provider":"Marie Kiro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}